Once upon a time, there were two rocks, sitting nicely on the ground, until one morning a young canine* quickly grabbed them in her mouth, one in sight of her female keeper, the other in secret.
* young canine shown after a bath with cute ears that look "crimped" when wet
This adorable, but deviant, young canine liked to chew and eat many things that were not food such as shoes, socks from the laundry basket, sticks and wood chips, and apparently rocks.
Because the young canine developed “tummy troubles” that evening, her male keeper took her to the doctor the next morning, a Saturday, for expensive x-rays to determine the location of the thought to be single rock in her digestive system. Much to both keepers’ surprise, there were two rocks inside their pup!
Then, after keeping her keepers up all night for two nights, the young canine expelled the two rocks out of her mouth at an early a.m. hour, thereby saving her keepers many, many dollars in imminent vet bills and possibly saving her own life as well. The rocks were finally free. And there was much rejoicing!
The end.
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